{"id":379,"date":"2022-03-24T08:52:42","date_gmt":"2022-03-24T07:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/?p=379"},"modified":"2022-03-24T15:54:31","modified_gmt":"2022-03-24T14:54:31","slug":"j2-unplugged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/2022\/03\/24\/j2-unplugged\/","title":{"rendered":"J+2 Unplugged"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bon hier on m\u2019a retir\u00e9 toutes les ficelles de monitoring de goutte \u00e0 goutte, et autres joyeuset\u00e9s. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Petite toilette avec l\u2019aide d\u2019une charmante infirmi\u00e8re, la pauvre \ud83d\ude02. Et enfilage du pyjama neuf achet\u00e9 pour l\u2019occasion \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udffb assorti aux bas de contention ainsi qu\u2019au draps. Je vous laisse juger. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/85e95f14-e048-4fac-a238-a479057412d9-392-000001bcc7d85388_file-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/85e95f14-e048-4fac-a238-a479057412d9-392-000001bcc7d85388_file-scaled.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/85e95f14-e048-4fac-a238-a479057412d9-392-000001bcc7d85388_file-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/85e95f14-e048-4fac-a238-a479057412d9-392-000001bcc7d85388_file-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/85e95f14-e048-4fac-a238-a479057412d9-392-000001bcc7d85388_file-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/85e95f14-e048-4fac-a238-a479057412d9-392-000001bcc7d85388_file-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/85e95f14-e048-4fac-a238-a479057412d9-392-000001bcc7d85388_file-1500x2000.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un peu de kin\u00e9, tour du bloc en marchant, et on fait travailler les jambes. Tout allais bien jusque l\u00e0 c\u2019\u00e9tait sans compter sans une gr\u00e8ve sauvage (que ferait les fran\u00e7ais sans gr\u00e8ves?).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voil\u00e0 que mon syst\u00e8me digestif fait des siennes et ne veut pas red\u00e9marrer, r\u00e9sultat \u00e0 partir de midi, naus\u00e9es, douleurs, l\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi fut d\u00e9sagr\u00e9able au point que quand Marga est venu me rendre visite je ne supportais m\u00eame pas l\u2019odeur de son parfum. Je n\u2019ai donc pas pu profiter du meilleur moment de la journ\u00e9e , et elle non plus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"421\" height=\"421\" src=\"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/04f25dc2-d358-4bae-81a6-5f1f685b7ab3-392-000001bfa6581932_file.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/04f25dc2-d358-4bae-81a6-5f1f685b7ab3-392-000001bfa6581932_file.jpg 421w, https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/04f25dc2-d358-4bae-81a6-5f1f685b7ab3-392-000001bfa6581932_file-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/03\/04f25dc2-d358-4bae-81a6-5f1f685b7ab3-392-000001bfa6581932_file-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 421px) 100vw, 421px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ensuite les choses sont rentr\u00e9es dans l\u2019ordre dans la nuit. On attend J+3&amp;4 avec impatience <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bon hier on m\u2019a retir\u00e9 toutes les ficelles de monitoring de goutte \u00e0 goutte, et autres joyeuset\u00e9s. Petite toilette avec l\u2019aide d\u2019une charmante infirmi\u00e8re, la pauvre \ud83d\ude02. Et enfilage du pyjama neuf achet\u00e9 pour l\u2019occasion \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udffb assorti aux bas de &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/2022\/03\/24\/j2-unplugged\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":390,"href":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions\/390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mesblogs.mariposas.synology.me\/globox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}